May 2012
4 posts
Awkward City Overpopulated
my sense of humor was never meant for the masses. i made enemies with half of the wedding guests at my table last night when the guy sitting next to me simply asked “is this my champagne?” and of course, in classic lynn fiasco fashion, i replied with “oh it’s yours. i’m glad you asked though, there’s nothing more annoying than someone stealing your champagne at...
theniftyfifties:
The Veltones — A Fool Was I
if i am rye, i am rye
i wonder if saving for a wedding and browsing furniture for a new apartment is starting to affect my sense of judgement because i am having a difficult time shaking off the idea that buying my dream couch together is more of a symbol of commitment than rings. perfect naps on a perfect couch are more likely to lead to a perfect, prosperous, and happy life. amirye?
April 2012
4 posts
“There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people.”
– G.K. Chesterton (via misswallflower)
February 2012
1 post
January 2012
6 posts
you already know my boss. now meet HIS boss.
Boss Man: Hope you're watching Betty White's 90th bday special at 8?
me: WHAAAAAT!!! WHERE?!?!
Boss Man: Channel 703 on HD
me: this is terrible. I don't know how to use our tv and i definitely did not know they made channels in the 700s!!
Boss Man: It's just channel 3 on regular tv
me: hahaha.
me: tonight you win the award for My Favorite Person. Assuming that Betty White was disqualified for steroid use.
Tennis - Martahon
2012 thus far
got my long term goals in order, completely reorganized my room, finished 2 knitting projects that I started 4 years ago, drafted plans to build a make-up table (had to grow out of the single shoe box on the floor someday, right?) and offered a very amused smirk when Pellet asked if anyone has ever said, “for the epic win!!” that is so stupid and sums up the day so accurately
December 2011
2 posts
“She loved to walk down the street with a book under her arm. It had the same...”
– Milan Kundera (via misswallflower)
Hoagy Carmichael - Stardust
November 2011
4 posts
hallelu woo hoo
days that i don’t bring lunch have also been days that the warehouse guys page me about extra food! i don’t believe in heaven, but today i do believe in beautiful burrito angels
“There are certain emotions in your body that not even your best friend can...”
– Björk (via misswallflower)
October 2011
5 posts
meepmeepmeep:
“Bette Davis Eyes” (Kim Carnes...
2 tags
“You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by...”
– Leo Aikman
September 2011
2 posts
SUCH is life
SCORING A SEAT on an overcrowded bus leads to chubby chicks unknowingly resting their ass cheeks on my shoulder, and me not knowing how to politely ask them to move.
August 2011
8 posts
5 tags
“Isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?”
– (via i-hate-fate)
1 tag
21st Century
Dad: facebook accept me friend!@7!
Me: When did you get a facebook? I will totally add you!
Dad: Im 21st century wooo1 how many friends do u hve i hve 3!
if you see me alone in public smiling to myself,
then you’ve caught me thinking about writing my favorite word in cursive — “minimum”
July 2011
1 post
my boss seriously makes me want to cry sometimes
most jobs will give you a hard time about taking a 2 week leave during the busiest time of the year. thank goodness i am not one of you losers. my boss is so excited for my trip to japan that he specifically instructed me to utilize the work’s UPS account to ship back more Kit Kats than can fit in my extra large suitcases. (and on top of that, he personally gave me some extra money for...
June 2011
4 posts
“I’m headin’ west like I’m fucking blowing Kanye”
– Childish (via sade) in honor of booking my first flight to CHicaGO oh oh oh!
May 2011
4 posts
i passed the last senior studio class i'll ever...
first day reunited with my dark jeans! coincidentally the first time i spilled a cup of coffee all over my crotch too. right before going up in front of class for a 10 minute solo presentation.
Stereo Total - C’est la Mort
… while...
April 2011
5 posts
“I like everything except rap and country.”
– Every boring person ever. (via nedhepburn)
If you find naked typewriters offensive, stay away...
it has been years since i made anything in photoshop for myself. i am hoping to finally put an end to that this summer with a little project that i have in mind. it’s already even got a name. are you just as excited as i am for Typewriter Erotica?
“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles...”
– Maya Angelou (via kari-shma)
Cartwheels
Me: Yay! I got the job!
Mom: I’m so proud of you!
Mom: WOW MOM WOW MOM WOW MOM WOW
Mom: That’s your mom doing cartwheels, I’m so happy!